someone over at gamefreak’s laughing their ass off over the fact that they made the most useless move in pokemon history even more useless under some very fuckin specific circumstances
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And that’s when you knew London wasn’t a complete ditz.
what if she was just witch and she just didn’t understand the muggle world
That explains why we never saw her parents… they were probably too busy with their jobs in the Ministry… 0_o
LONDON’S A SQUIB
BUT WAT IF SHE WASN’T
WAT IF SHE ACTUALLY HAD POWERS BUT HID THEM
GRADUATED FROM HOGWARTS EARLY
AND INTERNED IN OUR WORLD BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO WORK WITH MUGGLES
IT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY SHE FOUND IT DIFFICULT TO USE SO MANY MUNDANE MUGGLE OBJECTS
headcanon accepted
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nkfr:
That….is sick
For the person who wants to kill the shit out of somebody.
The knife is in case I don’t kill you with the six bullets first.
the Apache Revolver, ladies and gentlemen
What the shit?
this is my headcanon for spades slick’s favourite weapon
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the man gazed upon jesus and said to him, “is it you? our lord and savior jesus christ?”
and jesus turned to him and replied, “bitch i might be”
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♡♡♡
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And here, friends, is a perfect example of how the patriarchy sets its sights on hurting men too. This guy posts a heartfelt, pretty emotional status about how his eyes have been opened to sexism in a way that has really affected him, and what is this outpouring reduced to? “UR SO GONNA GET LAID BRO LOL.”
Because when men have profound feelings or thoughts, it’s TOTALLY just a front to get laid. Not, you know, profound feelings or thoughts.
*the deepest of sighs*
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